Adynaton It’s easier to teach Pigs hygiene, Elephants aerobics, Birds jogging lessons, And snakes posture Than make certain racists Realize they only know A rivulet’s worth of people, And that’s what invalidates Their ocean-wide evaluations Of all humanity. by Bob McNeil © 2021 ~ Adynaton is a figure of speech in the form of hyperbole […]

Thanks to our friends over at Jokes Review for writing on one of our recent chapbook titles: Florida Man by Mickey J. Corrigan. Find it here.

I HAVE BEEN WARNED NOT TO WRITE ABOUT THIS: POETRY BY RON RIEKKI AVAILABLE NOW! Riekki’s new chapbook is ferocious and sharp. We study the Qur’an at Auburn where we’re led line by line through a parable of mirrors. Full of snippets from a typically deranged American day, these poems don’t shy away from the […]

AVAILABLE NOW: STILL IN THE GAME by Andrew Hubbard. We have been fans of Hubbard’s verse for quite some time. We are happy to present a new clutch of poems from a poet with a Brown County touch. We start in the woods and end in the woods with some human concerns drifting in between. […]

We here at Grandma Moses Press are thrilled to present this new short story by Bob McNeil: Yesterday Sired Tomorrow’s Ire      Nothing on that autumn night was darker than the hatred of those lynchers in a Southern forest.  Red flames from torches illuminated the white robes of the 15 Klansmen.  Profanity at its bluest spewed […]

ALL ABOARD the deranged yacht of the FLORIDA MAN! You need to get on this boat. It is tightly to the point, heartbreaking, and truly American. At least one high school English teacher in Santa Fe calls it “hilarious”. FLORIDA MAN makes a perfect stocking stuffer. Order by close of day 12.17.20 to get in […]